: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
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