I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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