How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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