at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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