Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Randomize
