Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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