So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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