This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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