Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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