My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you win again, gameday.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
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