can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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