susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
