i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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