Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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