sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Swine flu. Run for my life!
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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