chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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