Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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