so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
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