only if we run a train.
done.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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