I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
