marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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