so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
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