I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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