Dual....:-)
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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