We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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