talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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