whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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