YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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