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(716): View more from New York

Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...

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(410): View more from Maryland

and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends

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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now

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(858): View more from California

I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...

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(513): View more from Ohio

My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going

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(785): View more from Kansas

After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.

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(519): View more from Ontario

don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom

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