Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
More tranny stories later!
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
He told me they were just razor bumps!
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
