$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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