It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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