we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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