Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
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