Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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