just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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