Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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