So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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