Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
dude i'm inner monologue high
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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