i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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