Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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