marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I just found puke in my bra..
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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