I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
i out mim tonsoeep
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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