its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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