Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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