Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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