Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
it's not cheating when I paid for it
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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