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I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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