You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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