Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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