It's just like the Real World with babies
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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