Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Bring me that man meat
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
