I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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