As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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