Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I met the friendliest cop last night
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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