i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
only if we run a train.
done.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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