I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
